Hi I am Chris and I enjoy playing low brass instruments and aspire to be a professional tuba player in a symphony orchestra! Feel free to ask a question! :) snapchat: HallTuba

 

americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

gettinziggywithit:

maccawashere:

withinyou-neverwithoutyou:

pennylaneisinmyheart:

all-you-need-is-the-beatles:

“Don’t you get tired of listening to The Beatles?”

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“Don’t they only have like 30 songs?”

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“Isn’t only one still alive?”

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“The Beetles”

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“Ringo wasn’t that good of a drummer.”

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"Who’s George?"

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(Source: too-stoned-to-remember)

coucan:

halltuba:

elizabethkiem:

halltuba:

Fun fact: at the ending of the Rite of Spring, where “The Chosen One” is sacrificed, there is a chord that sounds just like a noise, and ironically spells out, DEAD.

FACT CHECK PLEASE?

That was an actual screenshot of the score

I mean, there is also a G# in there, besides the D E A D. Still cool.

To be clear: only the bottom staff. Not the top.

coucan:

halltuba:

elizabethkiem:

halltuba:

Fun fact: at the ending of the Rite of Spring, where “The Chosen One” is sacrificed, there is a chord that sounds just like a noise, and ironically spells out, DEAD.

FACT CHECK PLEASE?

That was an actual screenshot of the score

I mean, there is also a G# in there, besides the D E A D. Still cool.

To be clear: only the bottom staff. Not the top.